You know you’re addicted to photoshop when..

  • You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other.
  • When asked what the primary colors are, answer “RGB”
  • You get the urge to ‘fix’ poor quality images.
  • You start teaching your significant other to use this “evil” program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it’s at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.
  • You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you’re doing to people who have no idea in hell what you’re talking about.
  • You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.
  • You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.
  • You drop something and your brain tells you automatically “Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!”. When you realize it won’t work, your brain tells you “Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!”
  • You’re getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.
  • You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.
  • You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.
  • You have dreams in “glowing edges”
  • You’re standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple.